I figure why not be the first whore.
Hey everybody, I have a website! I post reviews of movies, good, bad, new, old, and occasionally scarring.
I also am very longwinded in my reviews, so I worked TL
R into the name:
TemplarKnightsLongDamnReviews.com
That’s right, a .COM! We fancy now!
I generally post theater reviews of new movies where I try to be light on Spoilers and just give my opinion. Due to my love of comic book movies, I generally review them in theaters. I am currently working on my Review of Shazam! so expect to see that fairly soon!
Check me out and support my patreon!
(Offscreen whispering)
What do you mean I don’t have a patreon?!? Well, At least turn off your adblocker so I get money from my ads.
(More whispering)
NO ADS?!? You mean I’m doing all this for free?
Stupid freeloaders. Enjoy my stupid site that gives me no money.
Hey everybody, I have a website! I post reviews of movies, good, bad, new, old, and occasionally scarring.
I also am very longwinded in my reviews, so I worked TL

TemplarKnightsLongDamnReviews.com
That’s right, a .COM! We fancy now!
I generally post theater reviews of new movies where I try to be light on Spoilers and just give my opinion. Due to my love of comic book movies, I generally review them in theaters. I am currently working on my Review of Shazam! so expect to see that fairly soon!
Check me out and support my patreon!
(Offscreen whispering)
What do you mean I don’t have a patreon?!? Well, At least turn off your adblocker so I get money from my ads.
(More whispering)
NO ADS?!? You mean I’m doing all this for free?
Stupid freeloaders. Enjoy my stupid site that gives me no money.